15 Days

We went home from Mom and Dad's on Sunday evening after dinner and I put the boys in the shower. When Christian gets out, he walks into the living room and says, "Who's Rhys?" I ask him where he heard the name and he says "I don't know." I ask him if it was at Grandma and Grandpa's house, because I'm totally deflecting.

Cade: "Yeah, at grandma grandpa's house."
Christian: "Is he your boyfriend?"
Me: "Well, he's a boy, and he's my friend, so I guess he's my boyfriend, yeah."
Christian: "Are you going to marry him in 15 days and have a baby in your belly?"
Cade: "A baby in your belly?" (in that little boy sing song voice lol)
Me: HELL NO!!! (Just a thought--no babies for me)
Me: (out loud) "No, Mommy's not going to have any more babies in her belly and I'm not getting married quite yet either."

Cade walks away at this point, clearly uninterested in anything I have to say unless it includes a baby.

Christian: "Can I throw the flowers at your marriage?"
Me: "You mean at the wedding? The flower girl throws the flowers, but maybe you can carry the rings one day."
Christian: "Is it diamonds?"
Me: "Yes, it'll be diamond."
Christian: "Is it big?"
Me: "Yes, sometimes they're big."
Christian: "Is it pretty?"
Me: "Diamonds are always pretty."
Christian: "Can we have it in 15 days?"
Me: "Not quite 15 days, but maybe one day."
Christian: "Can I talk to him?"
Me: "Rhys? Maybe you'll meet him one day..."
Christian: "In 15 days?"
Me: "In 15 days, you'll be back to your dad's."
Christian: "When then?"
Me: "We'll see. Maybe soon."
Christian: "He has to have boys."
Me: "No, he has a girl."
Christian: "Who is she?"
Me: "Her name is Breanna."
Christian: "How many is she?"
Me: "11."
Christian: "Wow, she's really old."
Me: "She's the same age as Casey." (neighbor girl at their dad's)
Christian: "Can she come play in 15 days?"
Me: "Maybe not in 15 days, but would it be ok if Rhys and Bre came over one night and had dinner with us?"
Christian: "Umm....(rubbing his chin lol) I think so. Yeah, he can come over in 15 days. Then you can get married."

REALLY not sure where the 15 days thing came from, but absolutely HILARIOUS!! And really, my dad's been trying to marry me off for the last 2 years, and now my 6-year-old is following suit! Craziness, I say!